Eagle yourself.

Back then, during the long days, sometime between the early morning library and early evening beers at Adriano's, the Eagle was bored. So bored, that he started buying sish kebab skewers to avoid reading about crappy GAAP. But somehow the Eagle managed to read the relevant pages and graduated (again) and became an important manager. So important, that he did not have time to use his sish kebab skewers. Now the Eagle is flying off towards suburbia. The buffallo is impressed, happy and jealous.